Part of how basketball has thrived is through sheer hero-worship. There are so few people on the court at any given time that a single player can have a massive impact on the game — if you traded Mike Trout or Jose Bautista or Giancarlo Stanton to a small-market team in a hellish midwestern backwater (let's say the…

I'm a bit ADD myself. Let's just say it's a good thing I learned how to play catcher where I'm forced to focus on every pitch, and not stand waiting for the low probability of each pitch being put into play where I needed to act.

That's because you can't get suspended for coke when you work for deadspin. Remember Daulerio was the editor in chief ( or whatever ) here.

It's a golfer, not a pro athlete.

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around…

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

Considering that this

I am done hoping for the old Tiger, but man, when he was at his peak it was unreal...I'm talking about golf, BTW.

Lol. Of course it was a Floridiot.

I get why clickbait isn't acceptable to use for some sorts of criticisms, but how do you figure it's not acceptable to use in the case of a misleading headline designed to make people think that a fairly mundane article is not mundane? I take it to mean the same thing. You may not like that it carries with it a much…

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

As a keeper myself, I can attest to the fact that it is very hard to keep a clean sheet when you have an enormous boner.

I don't know what all the complaining is about.

This made me think of another: Coming to a toll-booth with insufficient funds. The people behind you are rarely understanding in such circumstances.

In the case of #5, too many people worry about messing up parallel parking. Fuck 'em, you'll never learn if you don't get it wrong. If you live in London and don't learn to parallel park you'll never be able to get out of your car again anyway.

Stopping at a Green light. Seriously, I had a woman in front of me stop slow down at a green light, and come to a complete stop, seconds after it became yellow, then Red. And this was a section of road that you are going 40-45 on. It was like she knew that it was going to be a yellow in a few seconds. How are you…

I rear ended someone TWICE when I was fresh and green to the whole "driving" thing. Each time, I rear ended a light duty pickup with a trailer hitch mounted to the back - miraculously, my license plate hit that each and every time, wrapping the ball coupler around my plate and no other damage to either vehicle.