You are drunk, go to bed.

I'm afraid you'll have to kidnap his daughters because they're literally the only things he seems to care about. Also "Bernice Eccothedolphin", oh how I lol'd.

What the hell is it about baseball that makes people so determined to excuse PED users? Any other sport the offenders get hammered for it but baseball has all these excuse makers crawling out of the woodwork.

All the horror stories I've seen are from the last 4 years.

Could also be Nurburgring.

It's not a Jezebel thing, policy for ALL the Gawker media sites now seems to be hide/ban anyone who is critical of the writers. Only fawning or jokey comments are allowed.

Used to be one of these belonging to a housemate lying outside our house with flat tyres just rusting away. He had moved on to a Peugeot 205 and never bothered selling it. One day some Romania guy showed up and paid 100 euros for it. The engine in his wife's Accent was borked and he wanted the one in our bucket.…

For what purpose?

Lexus and Infiniti just seem to be making the same mediocre design decisions. I've never looked at one and wanted one beyond a doubt. If a Mazda 6 looks better than your supposedly luxury saloon then you're doing it wrong.

Are you implying LeDuff is not a nice thing?

Was it not really obvious to everyone that it was fake? If they did something like that to actual people trying to have an actual meal they'd be up in court on all sorts of charges long before the episode aired.

Well now all I can of is getting my hands on a bag of Ruffles.

WHAT, you can't throw that out and not name him. It was Eamon Gilmore and his staffers wasn't it?

Excuse me you've got some "shrubbery" in your grille.

Sebastian Vettel?

In before "so what, kiss the rings"

No that was the Toyota marketing money end of the stick.

How is being 90 years old working out for you?

Why should we generate content for you when most of our comments end up ignored in the grey zone behind a click box?