"These undergarments have been handed down to the eldest male of the Cropenfile family for centuries. They are now your inheritance. Ask no questions."

He's the continual answer to the zen koan "What does an unfunny comedian sound like?"

I think a stereotype exists of bros who use Axe in lieu of showering, hopefully this doesn't apply to yourself. Maybe it's a reaction to the ads, but I've only heard it described disparagingly by women. If you're interested in having a girlfriend and having difficulty, it's one factor to consider.

This is the demographic that buys Axe.

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Dude. I don't know you, you don't know me. You may well be a lovely human being, and if that's the case, keep on doing that. I'm not following the other arguments you're having with others. I still think calling people fake geek girls, for reasons I've explained, is unkind. If the next five women you say that to…

"I am still gonna call all women out on being fake geeks though."

It's kind of you to warn people who might otherwise interact with you. Cherish your loneliness and celibacy.

He described himself as a "free spirit" and his wiki calls him a prankster in college. Since he brought up a politician's teenage reproductive past, I think the press gets to ask him if he ever had sex as a teenager. Did he always use protection? If he didn't have sex until he was married, would he condemn the…

But you know he's got Thanos with the Infinity Gauntlet. Canon can be altered, even in the past, to conform with the current writer's thinking. He just has to have a panel of Thanos saying, "Hey, that purple archer? His name is and always was "Hawkguy"."