Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

I bet his full name is ‘Sean Spizer Everywhere’ :P

Don’t forget the part where he says his blowback is coming from man-hating lesbians who would dismiss anything he had to say because they hate all white men.

A little OT but here’s yet more evidence that FLOTUS is living in a hell of her own making. I’m also seriously beginning to think he’s physically abusing her.

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

Screw the Statue of Liberty crying, I feel like I’m doing it all the time. This poor family.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am now :(

“There will be a payment. It will be in a form, perhaps a complicated form,”

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

Protesting While Not Being Caucasian.

Well, the joke’s on them, because I’m going to start wishing everyone Feliz Navidad.

Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

We call that Freedom Foam.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

you know what i will miss most about obama?

It’s so sad how these clearly superior beings are being held back by inferior ones. However that works.