Excuse me. I'll be over here, not feeling sorry for this self entitled, talentless twit.

Yes. This.

Sandra! Why?!

"Here's LiLo in NYC last night looking like a greasy weave ball caught in a shower drain."

Ohhh! I wanna seee!

What the what?!?! What is that?!

Did you see that movie? What did you think of it?

This is a very unpopular opinion around these parts, but I agree with you.

Oh. My. God.

Now I have 'Lets Get Loud' in my head. That album was the best! That song that she did with Fabulous was my favorite get-ready-to-go-out-with-my-girlfriends-jam!

Where IS Lauryn?

God, I LOVED that album!! (Fanmail, right?)

That's the impression I get from them too.

That's a really sweet story. I feel like it should be made into a book/cartoon/short film.

Has anyone had a pig as a pet??

Could we please start a petition to ban any Kardashian news from Dirtbag?? I can't stand to even look at their names as I scroll through.

Could we please start a petition to ban any Kardashian news from Dirtbag?? I can't stand to even look at their names as I scroll through.

Omg! That is fantastic!!! That baby casserole image really made my morning! Thank you!

O dear.

If I ever have children who were involved in something like this I think I would kill the bastard.