She always sounds like an upset toddler.

You are right, this woman is an all star as far as getting work done without anyone really being able to pick up on it. As someone fresh into her 30s, I am most definitely taking notes.

A hairy Italian woman? Go on....

1) double yellow areas are designed for cars, a 600cc 100hp super sport has the power to weight ratio of 500hp 3000lb car....thats with a 200lb rider.

Uh, no Gwen actually wrote that lesson plan back in like 1995.

That’s right Donny. The adults are going to talk about important things for two hours; they’re not going strut around, randomly throwing their shit around like some absurdly coiffed orange orangatang.

I was actually on season 2, it was a ton of fun. I worked with Genevieve, and Doug did our room and we were terrified at the time because it was right after the Fireplace debacle. Our room ended up being, not for everyone, but I loved it (I did end up painting over it eventually though).

If memory serves me I was the…

material. Obviously

Material?

I haven’t watched The Soup regularly in a while, but does Joel McHale still say “Who is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape” immediately after mentioning Kim Kardashian? Because that pretty much is the source for the entire clan’s fame.

My daughter asked for it, and wants to see her movie. Does my heart good.

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

It would speak to smart kids.

I am genuinely surprised that anyone Harry Styles’ age would be listening to Pink Floyd at this point in time. Not because Floyd is obsolete or anything, just that I wonder if they still speak to The Kids™.

To the person in the Hotel room before Ann Coulter: I salute you!

Oh, Ms. Coulter 7:00am is what some of us call “sleeping in.” But in your case call it karma.

If I had any remaining doubt that Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s son, that Twitpic just blew it all away. Young Blue Eyes, indeed.

Also, my mom went to high school with Tom Hanks and her yearbook is full of gawky baby Hanks and it has endeared him to me forever.

Omg please every hotel employee from this day forth it is your mission to set Anne Coulter’s room clock’s to odd hours of the morning. I AM COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU.