Is it physically impossible for Taylor Swift to close her mouth, you guys? I’m concerned.

He's got a Tony Parker smile.

That sounds about right, really. I do wonder how at odds the Pope might be with some of those in the Vatican at the moment. I understood the whole foot washing thing was very unpopular, for one. It makes sense that they invited her, and he, having a limited understanding of what was up about her, said nice things and…

But HOW did he have time to do this. He was here for a hot minute and it was jam packed with important world and religious leader crap. How the fuck did he manage to pencil this freak in.

I was crying. I had tears coming out of my eyes. I’m just a nobody

What the actual fucking shit is this, even? The Pope isn’t even sorted into the same House as whatever bullshit sect Kim Davis belongs to. She’s a fame-whore whose 15 minutes are really dragging out.

Theory:

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Well, if history has taught us anything it’s that if the Vatican seems embarrassed by something and would rather not talk about it, there’s probably not much of a story here.

Also not a gif, but makes me LOL anyway.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Were you arguing with Todd Palin?

The hits just keep coming from Ryan Reynolds. Slow down and save some jokes for the rest of us.

The English smile like they’re getting tased in the anus.

It’s a painting shirt.... fuck off

True facts: sunfish were created from a drawing that God did in 2nd grade titled “my pet goldfiss”. God got a C-.

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM ME I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

“How dare you! I’m beautiful!”

Why do people click on Dirt Bag to then not care about the lives of people they don’t know? What else is the point?