That clip is not their fault but the link here is your fault.

Don’t be offended. Most humans and brooms are fatter than Renee Zellweger.

I dunno, guys! I find Ed Sheeran to be quite adorbs, especially considering his age. He was SO chill in the face of a vitriolic assault of his entire existance. Therefore, I hereby pronounce him harmless!

I believe I would be the one murmurring “Welcome aboard” to Mr. Stamos.

Thanks Yoko, now I’ve got a summons to appear in court to explain why I felt the need to whisper “analingus” in the ear of the person next to me at Five Guys.

Lime Fiasco is a cool band name.

Ditto. And I’d refer to my Uber driver as “Cap’n” for the duration of the ride.

Me, to my 4 year old: “Peanut butter.”

4 year old: “Why? WAIT. YES.”

Now we’re eating a spoonful of peanut butter each. Good lookin’ out, Yoko.

*whispers* dementia

I just walked into my bedroom, snuggled up next to my boyfriend and whispered:

You don’t have to like Zayn, but let me correct you. Simon Cowell, who created One Direction, was very instrumental in his solo deal and knew a “Justin” when he saw one. Perrie Edwards, his ex-fiancee, started the childish disses online and at her concerts. And Calvin Harris came to Zayn with nonsense first by…

I think maybe we’re supposed to be on Harris’s side because he stuck up for Taylor Swift.

Yeah, I don’t know why everyone is saying Zayn is the one who escalated this? Calvin basically donned a full suit of plate armor and rode straight into Zayn’s twitter feed to white knight his girlfriend with multiple tweets. Patronizing as fuck tweets, too. Firmly agree that he needs to calm his knickers.

U fucking wot mate?

Just coming here to say that I love when people from the UK start trash talking. It’s so much better than when Americans do it. “Calm your knickers” “Bloody hell” “Bollocks” “Barmy” “Daft” “Lost the plot”.....these are gems of the English language.

I work it, when I get notifications at night that means shit is broke, I don’t have the luxury of turning them off. How bout you just be a bit more considerate to your friends?

You are all over these threads, being a terrible person. What’s your issue?

One way I have dealt with that is by texting them when I awake at 6am or whenever. Now this war has two sides, motherfucker!

I think I’m older than most here (43) so here goes: