So the Beatles weren’t enough for her; now Yoko has set her sights on breaking up iambic pentameter. Great.

Are you gonna go my..HEY.

There’s also the affair with Marilyn, a gay pop singer. He was 17, which is cool, but he never told Gwen about it and tried to keep it from her. However, it was printed and Gwen found out in the papers. That’s supremely shitty in my opinion.

I know he cheated on her in the early days of their relationship; that’s what “Bathwater” is about. I remember reading in an interview where she said something along the lines of, “I told Gavin, ‘It’s either me, or the girls’” (meaning the groupies), and he chose her.

Exactly, he never appreciated her; he was never worthy of her. When I heard the news today I was thrilled, because she deserves better.

it was pre gwen, and he didn’t even tell her about the kid for 10 years.

ok but you guys aren’t seeing the big picture here. Think about what happened the last time Gwen Stefani went through a major breakup: the best breakup album of the 90s, and easily one of the top ten breakup albums ever made. And that was just her shitty bassist boyfriend, not her HUSBAND of MANY YEARS.

ALSO THEY SAID THEY FINISHED THEIR ALBUM ON THURSDAYYYYY

HARRY STYLES. Come at me.

i’m not even from there, i am driving 4 hours with my 16 year old cousin to see this concert... i’m an adult i make cool choices

you are exactly correct in everything but one thing.

COUNTDOWN TO MY CONCERT: 6 HOURS

WELL THIS FUCKIN SHIT NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE GODDAMN GREYS

niall is the blond one: he’s from ireland, he consistently gives 0 fucks about anything, and is a delight who never gives me a heart attack. he plays guitar for them as well. like, during shows and on the records. he’s a talented guitarist.

SIT THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG

You’re lucky Stewie didn’t bring his rocket launcher...

One time on a flight, the baby belonging to the couple seated beside me decided that I was an enemy that needed to be outed and destroyed. This baby, which I had never seen before, gave me a death glare and began reaching over to slap me with its fat little sausage arm. The parents were surprised and mortified. They…

It’s stories like this that make me glad I’m average-looking.