This is chilling for a lot of reasons but for me the worst was the totally uneventful stop that took place immediately prior to Sandra being pulled over (and almost made me think this was somehow the wrong video). That’s how sweet a cop can be... if he wants. Once an officer decides he’s owed more deference than he’s…

John Taylor could still get it.

Heather has a point, it’s a dick move by Ramona (a noted asshole) to leave some random dude naked and in the adjoining room. But that’s really besides the point here... the point being that in a 30 second clip Luann TOTALLY REDEEMED all her annoying/hypocritical/bitchy behavior! Ever!

im 40% sure mark wrote the last bit to be mean to me.

Fact-time with cielgee: Louis and his babymama aren’t dating, they’re just “good friends” (which is spelled out pretty clearly in the People article)...aka they fucked at least once and now she’s got a pretty good payday coming in the next 6-9 months.

And sadly, nobody is saying that Harry is the one who’s pregnant but…

And yet still not actually comparable to genocide.

I remember when I was a teenager (yeah she has the emotional maturity of a teenager) when I finally started standing up for myself I went way too far. She is so easily manipulated and stupid. They need to stop implying Kristen is stupid when Sophia let’s Ramona lie so unconvinceingly to her face.

I will talk about Housewives with you because I LOVE them all.

I hope NeNe get’s fired. She is no fun too watch. It’s good to be confident but she is insufferable. I’d probably watch Brandi on a reality show where everyone didn’t hate her. But she needs to be gone from RH0BH. ... (Yeah, I’m Bravo’s Bitch) Also, Sonja from RHoNY got a backbone on Tuesday then bludgeoned everyone…

Not just yet. He asked if he could buy me a glass of wine and I said yes if he could stop his idiot worship for 20 minutes and STFU. I am currently drinking a really nice Malbec.

FINISH HIM!

Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.

I am currently sitting at a restaurant bar waiting for dinner, and the idiot next to me is talking about how this piece of shit would be the best thing for our country. I might stab him with my steak knife if he doesn’t shut up. Will post pics.

I just turned to my husband, read your post outloud and thanked him for doing this for me on our wedding night (in a bathtub!!!). His response:
“I don’t remember this. It was late. What’s a bobby pin?”
He then had me clarify that they’re the things used to pick locks in movies.

I am not a hookup person. The story that follows was made possible by a combination of extraordinary factors, leading to a story that has become a legend in my circle of friends.

I had a threesome with the bride and groom a week before their wedding as my wedding gift to them.

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

At a co-worker’s wedding in 2011, I went with another co-worker as a platonic date. We ended up sitting at the same table as my brother and his girlfriend, my boss and his girlfriend, and this couple that nobody really knew that had clearly been doing some pregaming. They were last minute invites of one of the…

This wasn’t “crazy” but it did give me a giggle. My California friend married a guy from the UK so he had a lot of English friends and family in town. I ended up going back to the room with one of the buddies and as we were in bed, nearly naked, obviously headed to bonetown he says, apropos of nothing “I went to…

(I promise this is about sex. Hang in there)