With magic, duh!

No, this was your opportunity to tell everyone that the people who are supposed to be closest to you are pathetic and annoying. That is a world away from "Yea, someone talked in a movie..."

It must be a burden to be so perfect... how do you stand it?

I think the verb it "crew." As in "I'm going to crew this fall" or "C'mon dude, crew harder!"

If they so smart, how come they don't talk english?

Excuse me, the bible clearly states that the earth is no more than 10,000 years old. These are just some bones from dumb ass elephants and hippos who were too sinful to get on Noah's Ark.

His "deal" is he's a college football fan... specifically an SEC college football fan... Later he'll be poisoning trees or naming his bastard child Bear or Byrant or some shit like that.

There are 312 million people in the US... probably near a billion around the world with access to the internet... but one troll post must equal "that conspiracy that I always knew was out there keeping me from bla bla bla!"

Do any of your nut cases this that any male would have seriously written something like that?

and by (all) dudes you mean "this one post"?

Encarta it!

"Are you going to eat your fat?"

Wow, if only they had asked you before going thru those years and years of research.

that sounded much too much like Adam Corolla

What happened to the hyphen in Base-ball? Also, is it always rude to answer a question with a question?

That's assuming people actually live in MN... I've never been there so I can't be sure and I'm certainly not going to take a lying minnesotan's word for it... lake woebegone my ass!

Good point, I suppose we should go back in time and un-invent the motorcycle.

Here is your test of equal rights... he was treating her equally... she broke free and went after him... she was more than happy to go and sucker punch/slap him, so, she should be more than happy with the response.

I balked at buying the travel case but since I've been able to make espresso for .65 in my office whenever the hell I want I've been in several (pretty nice) hotels where the coffee is now making me rethink that purchase.

I've got a nespresso pixie and it makes espresso as good or better than the starbucks on campus.