I submit this argument: PC gamers are all bland and unfunny. My evidence is listed in the comments for this article.

God damn that was a good article. Thank you.

Your response is disturbingly intimate for a 5 year old article from someone you’ve never met about a country you’ve probably never seen.

Thanks Nuke.

I think it’s important to say that Japanese Starbucks is nothing like the US in terms of taste. Whereas I’ve literally never had worse $3 coffee in America, I’ve also never had a bad cup from a Starbucks in Japan.

I fully agree, and I don’t think you’re being crass like Luke interjected.

Judging from your handle, I’m inclined to believe you, but I never saw a name on him. Can you confirm?

Yeah, I think you’re right, but it’s ONLY the modifications. The car body is clearly 100% different, but you have the side pipe exhaust, the exposed supercharger, the dropped front aero, and similar wheels.

Please leave the MST3K to professionals, Fahey.

REJECTED!

Yeah, I’d say fully 90% of this is just Mr. Donut.

... except you say?

More than anybody? Maybe you’ve heard of The American Dragon? Not that I care for him myself, but manufactured pop is not the same as natural stardom.

You might check out the story on Kotaku today about how everyone in the world is playing Scorpion. That said, I don’t disagree with your retort.

You and literally every other player in the world, chief.

He said fighters. You said Smash Brothers. These two things are mutually exclusive.

At least you can play online, crybaby. Launching the game while connected to the internet on my PS4 immediately crashes.

I just picked this game up in the sale, and you're totally right. Any of these horrific, negative reviews should just be "I'm a wrestling mark, and I can't stand change" in my opinion. They lost some modes that some people really care about, -1 star. The graphics are great, the new gameplay style and technique is…

I'll just point out the WWE Immortals game from them is pretty good.

You must be too young to remember Goldberg.