Ah I miss the stupidity of waiting outside in the cold for something I don't need. My then-girlfriend and I took shifts waiting for about 12 hours to get a 360 when that happened, and I spent a solid 45 minutes in the blustering Michigan wind for my PS3 (because I had some favors, not because it was less rare). This…

Let's all try and remember that many of those systems were bought for Christmas gifts. There's a good chance that 30% or more of them are still in a box in someone's closet.

This reads like a "No". Also the pride thing is atrocious. I'm saddened to be in the company of people who would find that funny.

I don't think 10% is even close, but .4% sounds incredibly low. Guestimate, it might be more like 2-4%. Unless EVERYONE getting the problem is talking online.

While I feel that this was a great game, and has become a great series, I don't think there was a shred of innovation, only refinements. I can't agree that it belongs on the list.

Agreed. Add it.

Wii U doesn't count. Ever. For anything.

How many system launch titles have you ever played once the system got rolling? The only ones I can think of are Wipeout games on the PSP/Vita, Ready 2 Rumble on Dreamcast, and SSX with the PS2. I guess you have to count something like Mario and Mario 64 but it seems like cheating for some reason, when you include…

Well played, Clerks. -clap- -clap- -clap-

HAHAHAHAHA A FOOTBALL JOKE

If that was the case, I think the console consumer market might be looking a tad different right now.

When I lived in America, my local team was the Lions. So... you know, never would have happened.

You know what makes a great cover of a song? Sounding exactly like the original song in every way.

And you share a name with a Monkey and famous fictional pirate. Dude you got it goin' on.

Though I can support this with nothing, I feel like this article is inadequate. Maybe something from Dune or a better comic example than Wolverine (who, given his total timeline, has no constant characteristics beyond murder and being number one with the fans).

I really wish they'd take you away from this series Kirk. You're such a queen about AC. I find your review of AC4 to be the most bloated, unreadable thing ever to grace the pages of Kotaku. Honestly, please stop.

This article is unnecessarily bitchy and shitty Jason.

I see the awesome, but he deserves some flak for 20 years of misunderstanding a quote most of us got when we were still little kids. Wonderful impressions in a great package, just the same.

In the 90s they did. Here's the better question: when was "mall babe" ever a coined term?

You misspelled 'perfect'. You're thinking of his voice from the original Pryde of the X-Men pilot. That was a national tragedy.