HAHAHAHAHA A FOOTBALL JOKE

If that was the case, I think the console consumer market might be looking a tad different right now.

When I lived in America, my local team was the Lions. So... you know, never would have happened.

You know what makes a great cover of a song? Sounding exactly like the original song in every way.

And you share a name with a Monkey and famous fictional pirate. Dude you got it goin' on.

I really wish they'd take you away from this series Kirk. You're such a queen about AC. I find your review of AC4 to be the most bloated, unreadable thing ever to grace the pages of Kotaku. Honestly, please stop.

This article is unnecessarily bitchy and shitty Jason.

I see the awesome, but he deserves some flak for 20 years of misunderstanding a quote most of us got when we were still little kids. Wonderful impressions in a great package, just the same.

In the 90s they did. Here's the better question: when was "mall babe" ever a coined term?

You misspelled 'perfect'. You're thinking of his voice from the original Pryde of the X-Men pilot. That was a national tragedy.

Or, the better, almost 20 year old version of this concept.

I don't exactly keep my ear to the ground for Kickstarter, but I had no idea this was happening. I would have backed it.

Thank you Shipp...o...

Thank you.

Thank you.

You mean, the collectors edition? The nearly identical collectors edition that they made for AC2 and 3? What does a flag and a statue have to do with the story? Or do you mean the overall Assassin's Creed story?

Hey hey, hang on now. If I get this on the PS4 (which I am), do I not get the Aveline missions? Is that PS3 exclusive, or Sony exclusive?

But yesterday WAS a national holiday!

Finished GTA 5. Gonna miss it.

I think what you say here is "this is cute" and not anything else.