Pretty sure much of the soundtrack to 3 was original. I know there was a classical station, there was a station that played the Scarface soundtrack, and the talk radio had no music, but I think the rest of the songs were recorded for the game. Or at least they were procured for the game, from unsigned rap acts and…

I think they sell it in Sears, but that might just be online. Probably online, now that I think about it. The company that owns this stuff is just online. You can look at the website and see all the weird crap there, www.deluxecomfort.com. When I was there, about a year ago, most of the stuff was more mundane, but…

My house has no basement.

She's the perfect girl... for... someone.

Not unless you email them and suggest it!

Cause.

Everything? Well, the company is certainly kind of shifty. The guy made his fortune on ad spam and then "boner pills", but he's a decent enough guy. The big sellers are the boyfriend pillow (which is almost as sad) and a handful of Chinese junk. Most of the products are either painfully obvious ripoffs, or lifted…

Aren't pageant girls supposed to be good at speaking?

AAAHHH HEY I USED TO RUN THE MARKETING FOR THIS COMPANY!! Ask me anything you want!

Full disclosure would be admitting to your boner during the beating.

What an incredible waste of talent.

That guy doesn't even sound a little bit like Mark Hammil as Luke Skywalker.

It's funny you should mention stealing among a list of ideas not unto yourself.

People hated RE5 too, and that was an incredible game, that people didn't understand at the time.

How about you put a warning to "video of actual death" in the title, you motherfucker.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Eh. Not particularly accurate, I think. Anyone who reads Marvel ever knows who Thanos is, Captain America has been my favorite hero for about 30 years, and most of the plot points they reference make perfect sense.

Yeah. Precisely this.

To be fair, I don't live in the US any more, but, I had no idea this movie was even coming out. The ad campaign was miserable.

I totally agree with this. That song blew up somethin' fierce, and became iconic within the contest of the game.