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It’s all fun and games until Blizzard releases the next D.Va skin and it’s just her face covered in Dorito’s cheese.

Ditto.

Delicious neckbeard tears.

Kinja isn’t letting me edit my erroneous post listing Judge Dredd instead of Demolition Man. Surely, I’ll get 15+ replies correcting me before they note I’ve already seen the error of my ways. I will immediately pick up a user manual for the Three Sea Shells, so as not to further embarrass myself.

That is Demolition Man. Be calm and use the seashells.

How to get a job with the LAPD.

I think the uptime would already be better with the Tesla versus what they would have now. Imagine what percentage of the tank of gas is currently wasted by idling! You don’t really use anything to idle in a Tesla.

This better get the love it deserves. Or a beating, either is fine.

I’ve always thought a performance electric car would be great for police use. Most of the time, at least where I’m from, police cars are just parked next to the road idling. I can’t imagine how many tens of thousands of dollars are wasted in 0 MPG activities per car over the course of a year. With an electric car,

LAPD charged with battery.

Tesla probably wants to know how their cars will survive in long term heat, high mileage, frequent charging, and generally rough environments. I'm surprised they haven't given a few to taxi companies.

We fixed them under warranty!!

Nothing quite captures the joy of the laughter of 7 children as they lose their collective minds watching that Aston Martin spew chunks of rear differential all over the road while that Honda Odyssey trucks on for another 300k Cheetoh-stained miles.

  • Monetization Designer: “We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically.”

Pro traveler tip: When being pulled over in England for accidentally turning right on red, “because freedom” is not an acceptable excuse.

OLD WHITE MAN STUCK IN PAST MAKES POOR DECISION

Maybe Satan should have checked the tire pressure on those Toyo’s. I’ve heard from friends at cars and coffee that 1-2 psi makes all the difference

Does it have a 2.5 litre 5 cylinder that emits a legendary and unique sound that grows more intense as the RPM increases with a 'naughty' bark like the TTRS? Or does it have a non-exotic sounding gruff boxer 4 with a mellow growl reminiscent of a dump truck for an exotic price? My point in the first post was that

I’m so tired of the glued on iPad look, thank you Audi for hiding the screen so the view and design is uninterrupted and flowing.