My former boss' wife had the US spec Allroad and he had an early 2000's A4. Sweet jeebus I swear they never both had their own cars at the same time. The A4 was constantly belching smoke out the back (coolant leak through the turbo I think) and the Allroad had broken turbos. Apparently they have to lift the engine…

Porsche: where the options cost more than the car

Honda: Brand name power

One in white one in black and one in a slightly darker shade of black.

Genocide?

Similar thing happened to me with my old tC only it was my girlfriend at the time and even though she was in the front passenger seat it managed to get in between the rear seat cushions and the wall.

THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!!!

Very nice car, what is it?

I want to drive one so badly

Now tell us about the Hellcats!

Wait Wait! Hear me out. I didn't expect much out of this thing, and no I didn't buy it. My mother bought one when she needed a cheap car for a short period of time. I had driven cheap cars before I figured hey, it couldn't be any worse than my old '99 neon right? Right? Right?

That's what I'm driving now and I'm amazed at how much fun a FWD economy car can be.

You should totally use the painters tape across the whole pice of cardboard from front to back to smooth it out.

THIS!!

Use this as an excuse to fast. That food in your stomach will lose you like .2MPG

No can do, that adds to wind resistance. They need to wait to put the windows down and dump it out.

Actually that's addressed in the rules above. Clearly you were not the first person to think of that.

I think what it comes down to is the spirit of the author's question that should be "What stupidly powerful non-super car can actually swing it's weight around with grace."

Honestly I don't think that the pony car exists anymore. They became bloated and expensive and pushed themselves out of the class.