Okay, I read it again and I'm dumb for missing the joke.

I've actually been playing my way through the collection too and I cannot believe how badly God of War 1 has aged. The entire second half of the game, basically starting with Pandora's temple, is just a total shitshow of obnoxious design choices and teeth-grindingly frustrating gameplay. How did I ever manage to edit…

Obligatory: [achewood.com]

Yes, if by "shutting down the PS store" you mean "sending 3,000 anchovy pizzas to SCEA headquarters and high-fiving each other on 4Chan."

Stick with it. Seriously. Admittedly, Nier has a lot of problems, but it's such a weird, awesome mash-up of ideas and mechanics that it's really worth seeing through to the end. It's by far the most interesting and original RPG I've played in years.

Man, New Jersey really is just the worst.

The most common causes are bad soldering on the motherboard and poor heat management, but the disc drives have been known to cause problems in some models as well.

I cannot believe that of the ten comments so far, TWO of them are already people hoping this is somehow a sign that Metal Gear Solid 4 could get a 360 release.

what makes you think anyone's going to be able to put the Age of Apocalypse to film in any kind of coherent manner?

Look, there's only one surefire way to get rid of the horrible taste X3 left in everyone's mouth. I have no idea how Fox would pull this off. All I know is I've been wanting to see this movie (or movies!) since 1995.

If you're able to find them in stock, Verizon Wireless stores are getting rid of iPad 1 inventory for super cheap. Wi-fi models are selling for $299, $399, and $499 for 16, 32, and 64 gb capacities. No mi-fi or service purchase required.

Ugh, even the rumor that they were considering Silent Hill multiplayer made me queasy.

Atlus. Always and forever.

Yep, Valve confirmed a while ago that the PS3 version will include a voucher to download the PC version for free. If you've got the choice between the two console versions, the PS3 version is technically the one with the most value.

Also, Amazon has Portal 2 for Xbox and PS3 for preorder for $54.99 plus $20.00 in Amazon credit. Not too shabby.

Well, that's that. If this is true, Konami has officially put the final nail in the coffin of my favorite series. Awesome.

Image fail.

Star Trek, along with many other (if not most other) T.V. shows of the time were shot on 35mm film, which has more than enough detail to make a great high-definition transfer. The picture captured on the film prints themselves is of much higher quality than what was broadcast at the time, and of higher quality than…

Can we please cool it a little with the "NO BUTTONS, NOT FOR GAMES" nerd rage?