the comments on the announcement post over on Steam are hilarious.

I'm not sure how a muscular Russian woman is a stereotype. If it was a real stereotype they'd make her look like a man and have a very deep voice. Good for them on adding diversity.

What, you think employers granted those things out of the goodness of their hearts?

Like overtime pay? Thank unions.

Never mind saving resources right.... Poor trees let them live.

The nerd ruling body has decreed that Superman never ever kills ever (except for all the times he has killed, which don't count) therefore Man of Steel is a terrible movie.

The flaws in people's arguments over Man of Steel could hide the missing AirAsia planes.

Actual facts are not jokes unless I said something like:

"Look at most CEOs of fortune 500 companies (and by most I mean nearly all) and they were born rich. And probably white. And usually with a penis. And take my wife!"

Agreed. Having lived in multiple socialist countries, I find living in the U.S. very strange. In a couple of countries that I have lived, University was free to attend (other than paying for food and sometimes housing). The idea is that if people are provided the opportunity at a higher education, they are more…

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

Keep yanking on them bootstraps and voting against your own interests America. You just keep telling yourself that you're just one more 12 hour weekend shift at your…

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

- Xbox Live

I'm pretty sure all the Patriots were passing around the Lombardi trophy after the game. Looked like they won to me.

You can toggle between the original lighting/assets and the remastered ones. Enable tank controls and use the original aspect ratio, and you're pretty much playing the original game.

I'll add my voice to the masses.

Been hearing a lot of complaining about the 'tank controls'. I don't understand why people have such a tough time with them. Your character maintains orientation between camera shifts, and forward always moves them forward, its hardly 'cumbersome'.

Ok.

Have you thought about Googling it?

Jerks Dick Kid

I just found out a few weeks ago I was going to be a daddy, so, despite the incredibly quick turnaround, 90% of presents under my tree for me were baby related.

You could say the same thing about a funeral in real life though. All ways of mourning are somewhat silly if you view them through the lens of pure logic. Every time I go to funerals I find myself thinking "This is awkward. No one is here to make anyone feel better except themselves".