The world looks too big. If they put more stuff into it, I’d probably feel more anxious about having to explore every nook and cranny with even more detail (were I playing the game). There seems to be this addiction to making a video game world as big as the real one.

Calm down Ayn Rand.

I’m getting pretty fucking sick of developers releasing a game and telling players to hang on. As someone who likes to buy the optimal edition, collect what I can, and overall put a solid effort into a game, I’m essentially being told by major developers that I need to suffer their game before they figure it out. And…

Yes. That is the point of the article.

Quotes out of context? Sign me the fuck up.

Good thing I never said that then!

Right. So, Tolkien. With other stuff as well since time had passed too. Denying how influenced it is by Lord of the Rings is crazy stupid.

A fanboy of Blizzard? I think they’re overrated. How would that make me a fanboy?

The stories were. I think you’re concerned about aesthetics more than substance with a comment like that.

They called so many NPCs by celebrity names but with a twist. Oprah Windfury was funny, and references to Aliens and stuff was cool, but it got so old when everything had to be tongue-in-cheek.

The epitome is in WoW’s gear. Everything is amazing. I remember during Vanilla you looked like the weirdest rainbow knight even well into 60. You could have a matching set, and it was sometimes worth it, but overall your gear told a story. Now it’s all amazing and no one’s left out.

And Warhammer Fantasy was just Tolkien. Already clarified it.

Kind of excited. Whether he’s a good writer or not overall, the quality of Blizzard’s work started to tank after World of Warcraft. Their “Big Three” were original (as original as one is expected to be post-Tolkien), but everything started going off the rails by the time The Burning Crusade landed. StarCraft 2 had so…

Heyoooooooo ... oooooo ... ooooooo ... ? Wait are we going to the same place here?

What’s next, an article about which phone lets you text better while driving? What is this shit?

I’m aware of the fan-made live action film that came out 2 years after the game. That doesn’t mean that during MW2's development, it was okay for them to still leave so many holes in their game.

I think what’s interesting is that while Duke Nukem would have been a poster child for what was wrong with gaming in the 90s (violence! sex!), now it’s almost cliché and you can put absolutely everything in an uncensored trailer.

Wasn’t Ice Block unable to affect anything but an escort? That’s what I experienced multiple times.

Someone on my team called me “Slipperiest Mercy 2016" because I kept getting away. What changed?

Oh man, I remember this!