“white lies”

This is how I read it at least

“You’re tall, what position do you play?”

Bjork sjucks.

What is our world coming to when an innocent young teen girl engages in this type of ethically objectionable behavior and doesn’t even slip me a DM? —Hon. Roy Moore

Since it’s become clear that only deeply troubled people write about the White Sox online who is actually Tim Marchman?

You pull out one more inch and you’re watching that game alone.

I agree with your point regarding the statistical insignificance of one game of baseball. But I think you’re neglecting a really important fact here: those teams just played seven games. And, I love Dave Roberts (Padres fan here), but how can you claim the Dodgers couldn’t have done anything differently? What about…

I hope this is actually the cover they’re going to use for the next issue.

Oh, sweet tapdancing Christ.

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

It’s a good thing the Astros won otherwise Yasiel Puig would have invoked his right of Prima Nocta.

This sucks for kids everyone who has a job, a life, or any other reason they can’t stay up well past midnight

That game was like an acid trip for me - one bad flashback after another. The ‘80 NLCS v. Phillies (Astros’ bullpen and Nolan freaking Ryan falling apart); the ‘86 NLCS v. Mets (the Astros blowing a 9th inning lead to send it to Mike Scott and Game 7, only to tie in the bottom of the inning, only to then again blow it…

Watching this baseball is causing me to age faster than the population. I need to sleep for like 10 days in order to catch up.

Changing the ball works so well for the World Cup...

This is terrible, but in the interest maintaining the integrity of the World Series and it’s ratings, we won’t look at the issue until the 1st 5 games of next season

What an idiot! It’s the Dodgers who need someone in their bullpen right now!