Feel the burn.

If Rey Ordonez was allowed to hit for several years, nobody should have any problems with pitchers hitting.

As a fan of a National League team, I give you this:

I think Ron Jeremy used to drive a Saturn.

Do you even lift, bro?

I’m pretty sure UAB fans will still want Ray Watts out. The damage (namely loss of trust) has been done.

I’m impressed that he was able to get her that wet.

I’m a fan of an NASL club myself, but I clearly haven’t done as much PCP as you.

Or like sex, even.

So they’re Murray Head fans. Big deal.

Correction: fuck off and die.

It is a hell of a drug, after all.

Can we?

Judging by the comments on most days, probably.

If I were making $150 million over the next three years, I’d be tempted to send out such tweets as well.

This can’t be good for Rovell’s brand.

You’re speaking my language. Get a few drinks in me and the brie will be done.

Guy Fieri is going to steal this recipe.

Human tribalism is dumb.

Preach it.