Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Oh my god! Look at her! How am I supposed to absorb any information being delivered by such a withered and worn visage? I can only understand the news if it’s delivered by a person that would make the average American male horny!

As far as reactions go, I like a solemn “Womp womp.”

After the Pence thing yesterday I was thinking about how the reaction to Trump’s death would be. I’d imagine Dems would send thoughts and prayers to his family and talk about “healing.” Republicans would fall in two camps, those who want Trumps face on all our money and name on all our airports, and those who publicly…

I mean why shouldn’t a gossip columnist shit on an actual journalist who has been on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan reporting along with tragedies such as the Pulse Shooting, the Haitian Earthquakes and the devastation in Puerto Rico? Along with being a Peabody, Emmy and Cronkite award recipient?

As a former military member, I’d like to say:

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

No one wants this but Trump. He is an elected official, so why are people constantly caving to his demands? He’s not a king, stop treating him like one. He wants a tank parade? Tell him to fuck off. They are legally allowed to do that.

The US hasn’t had a large scale military parade like this since the end of WWII, so I have an idea.

It was such a short, fast trip for him from “adorable dork” to “insufferable jerk”.

After last night, I’m feeling a Warren/Harris ticket. So guess I’ll have a kale caesar at the buffet today.

It started off as a “Right on, sister! Preach!!” for the first few seconds and then it made a screeching right turn into crazy-town. By the time she was done with her first sound bite, I was all:

I’m avoiding watching these debates because I’m depressed enough as it is.

I know someone who has met him and she said he can be snobbish.

this was making the rounds on my FB yesterday, and I fully expected everyone to make fun of him, but even the guys were like . o O #goals.

This man reminds me of my late mother-in-law soooooo much. My mil was a woman of style who LOVED fashion and being fashionable. And she wasn’t about to let the fact that she lived in a rural, podunk, backwoods stop her from dressing fabulously EVERYTIME she left her house. Going to buy groceries at Wal-Mart? She…

His Instagram led me to the Jane Austen Pineapple girls page and now I’ll spend the rest of the day looking for comfortable empire waist dresses to rock through this pregnancy.

I would definitely vote Warren on that basis alone. 

A lot of leaders, and a lot of agreement on the basic policies, with just differences in the details (not that those aren’t important mind you). Made me feel good.