Visually, it’s, like, totally hippie cultural appropriation. Won’t someone please thing of the hippies? ;)

THANK YOU. 

It’s insanely disturbing and also a bafflement that everyone, even the actual media, seems to have forgotten that unilaterally imposing tariffs without approval from Congress is an emergency act. The law is, it’s supposed to be an an actual emergency, and one in which the president doesn’t even have time to consult…

As much as I hate Roy Moore for his decades-long assault on all that is good and right, making me agree with DJT jr may be his worst offense.

When will people learn that this is ALWAYS a bad question to ask women? I am 30, I DO want kids, so does my partner, but ha ha guess what: my lady bits are being an asshole about it. If the wrong person asks me about having kids on the wrong day, I will full on cry in their face. Don’t ask a personal question if you…

The lotionless complain about everything that they never look good in... But that everybody else looks good in (especially black ppl specifically). It is not our fault that you are shaped like a doorframe and can't fill out a pair of wranglers. 

Shit. I’m really fucked about this. Believe it or not, Dressbarn was the only place (online only, they had very little stock in the stores in the petite line) where I could get jeans that fit and were also really really really soft. And cost under $50.  

Yup! I think reactions to this go two ways:

I’m actually a little sad about this one. Yes, the name of this store was really off-putting, it kept me from stepping foot in there for ages. But on the other hand, it was a fairly reliable source for plus-size office appropriate-stuff that wasn’t too expensive, and it was nice being able to find clothes in a store…

How do you think television shows are written? By pulling pages from some thousand-year-old sacred tome at the top of a mountain?

It’s not “something like half of America.”  It’s not even close.

Michelle Wolf had a good one too, she said they didn't look as senators as much as they look like men who say "huh, she drowned. I guess she wasn't a witch either"

There was a lot of truth-telling in Leslie’s commentary, but nowhere more so than when she called Colin Jost a “flat white-privilege latte.”

I indulged in a little day drinking yesterday and I’ve had a headache for 24 hours. And that’s your 30s, folks. 

It indicates that this is a darker story than most Disney movies

DERELICTE!

I’ve foreclosed on 3 deadbeats this year already and took their houses and put their shit on the curb for not paying up the measly $185 a year dues for 3 years straight.

David:

I like the mix of “incognito” and “look at me”

Honestly there was no other way they could have done this without being compared to the Priyanka/Nick shenanigans. So good on them