Pie-pie
Pie-pie
Pie-pie

He looks like a dirty bizarro world version of young Elton John in that header pic and I KNOW that’s insulting to Sir Elton and I am SORRY but that’s what I first thought of.

That’ll be Aunt Becky’s.

I admit it is a low low low bar these days but this was a hella refreshing ACTUAL apology. 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa how did I miss all of THAT? I knew Lil Tay wasn’t on much anymore but I didn’t see anything about her dad going to court and the kidnapping and all.

I have the same question after seeing this video that I had after the fake evacuation nonsense: where is Everleigh’s father? It was mentioned in a few write ups about this and the fire prank that she is SAV’s daughter, not Sav and Cole’s. Wondering if he has any say in how his daughter is being used by them for

Forget the twee toile...those sexy milkmaid dresses that are the size of large lace handkerchiefs are over $200 and $300!!!!! Wut.

Want. 

Ours heard about her from friends at daycare. Well, not her specifically but the song “Boomerang.” She came home singing the chorus a bunch and then wanted to hear the whole song so after a bit of youtube sleuthing we found it. I actually had no idea she used to be on Dance Moms or even most of the bow stuff until

She’s a dancer and singer with pretty cute songs/music videos. She’s parlayed it into the whole bow empire but Mini Pie fell in love with the songs first. It’s definitely little girl/tween stuff (Mini Pie is 5) so it will be interesting to see if she can pivot when she’s older.

My younger sister used to pull her hair back in a tight ponytail every day for years. We still talk about the resulting “fivehead” she had from it. JoJo needs a rebrand so she can give her hairline a break...the bows would command just as much attention with the hair down. I’m pretty sure they can be seen from space.

It’s BEAUUUUUUUUUTIFUL!!

Haha no, thank YOU for missing me! This whole earlier SNS thing is a real pain in the tush. My kids are still awake at that time, dammit!

The second one is a gift for my youngest’s daycare teacher who just left. (sobs) It’s a line from the Shrek musical. One side will say “It’s a big bright beautiful world” and the other “with happiness all around”.

That’s what I’m hoping, that they’ll appeal to more people. They’ll be up on my Etsy eventually: etsy.com/shop/CrankyCrossStitcher

Excellent, looking forward to it!!

Heyyyy remembered to check on SNS early! Craft Thread!

Ooo thank you! 

Pretty sure there are some compelling theories being worked on that say the overuse of hand sanitizer is one of the drivers of kids having more, and more serious, allergies these days.

Ehhh it’s good for the immune system! That’s what I say every time I catch the youngest trying to lick a handrail or something, anyways.

Psh, how could you!