And nothing about them is more awesome than the fact that a group is called a MURDER. MURDER OF CROWS. 

I so so so appreciate that! 

Can’t wait to see! 

Omg THANK YOU! There’s a lot of us on Etsy and Insta but I haven’t seen her shop before HOWEVER I recognize one of those stitches! The “what (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck.” one! I saw it on Twitter and was in love but it didn’t have the artist!

My motivation took a big hit in the second half of 2018...I’m just now getting excited again. It’ll come back!

Thank you! I designed the birdies without a pattern so I’m crossing my fingers they come out, lol. 

Your dad and I have the same policy on kids shoes. They don’t even last Mini Pie a whole season right now! Def not spending more than that. Hitting Payless this week to try and stock up for a while.

Hahahaha GOOD. That’s exactly what I aim for with my stitches. 

Everything I read in your post flew right out of my brain with PUPPYYYYYYYY!

Craft Thread!

Definitely

I think that’s the first one behind the house where the kids of the town bury their pets. In the book, you walk past that to the real evil one where they bury the cat and kid.

I’m not sure if it’s the styling (her sophisticated outfit paired with his shirtlessness and tattoos) but that photo looks like a nephew being cradled weirdly by his more adult aunt.

I think she’s referring to how she’s cradling him in the pic. That he’s her “baby #2.”

Did you know Michelle’s little gay friend (the one who played Donald Trump’s son in The Little Rascals movie) is a go-go dancer now?

Yeah, I agree. The ones that are skirt in the front but shorts in the back were the goddamn devil. But I pretty much make my own skorts all the time now. I have too generous thighs, and am usually chasing too many kiddos, to risk skirts without shorts underneath. If the skirt has them already attached and comfy? Well,…

Ted Mosby continues to be the worst.

I also think this explains a lot about how the “vaccines cause autism” took hold. People who hold wealth and want to keep/gain more wealth are usually also obsessed with status. Having an autistic or otherwise “other” kid hurts that outward projection of “perfect” and is therefore more of a threat than the…

Read the full Vanity Fair piece here.

Oh, I am definitely the same. I will be voting blue no matter what but these are my feelings in general and especially right now before the full field solidifies.