I was so impressed with that livestream. It made all of Poliquin’s statements about the “chaotic process” even more ridiculous. We all watched it dude. Paint drying is more chaotic than that was. 

I don’t know how much you guys were following this election but as a resident it was WILD.

Yep exactly that. Like, if I had the millions that she does I could see myself splurging on a wedding dress. But an amount like this. People, even rich people, who spend more than this on a dress for ONE DAY are ridiculous, imo.

I must say, I was expecting a heftier price tag for a celebrity wedding dress. $8,600 is downright reasonable with wedding dresses...at least if Say Yes to the Dress is any indicator.

It’s like the avocado toast of homes.

I have never been hungover enough for it to impact my ability to care for my kids. But I have been hungover enough for me to hate life and everything in it while caring for my kids the next day. It’s enough for you to really try very very very hard to never be hungover. But that’s difficult when it takes so much less…

I honestly thought Tiffany was Lindsay Lohan for a second. I’m not sure who that’s more mean towards.

That all sounds really delightful! And what a great big brother. 

Yeah she was really big into it but I was not liking what she was seeing. I was able to block the creepy knock off cartoons but she would still see these weird shows of kids that showcased a lot of terrible behavior. Whining, playing pranks, not listening to their parents.

Hahaha I’m not sure, it hasn’t seemed to happen yet. I’ll have to think something up. It wouldn’t be a “Santa’s not real” thing though since she believes in Santa. Most likely she’ll come home and accuse me of lying to her when I told her Santa doesn’t do fancy presents, lol.

Yeah I’m sure this will be the only year it works but a year’s worth of respite was still good. She’s in kindergarten this year so I’m sure I’ll hear about everyone’s toys after Christmas.

Mini Pie asked for a Hatchimal last year and my reply was something like “lol NO that’s $65. Never going to happen.”

“Deity” is in reference to Elvis as she’s his granddaughter. 

Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.

Beautiful and delicious!

Those are gorgeous!

Thank you for the tip, that’s a good idea! I’ll invest in one for next time. This time I just stole one from my own household collection, this one is Pioneer Woman. Definitely not subtle haha.

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These are incredible