Awww thank you! Nonna compliments are the best compliments.

I’m a big fan of short sleeved sweaters for Fall but they’re hard to find. And none are as hilarious as that.

Yeeeesh it’s too bad about your furniture but that dog sweater is freaking cute. You must share a pic when you’re done bc I can’t even imagine how much cuter it’s gonna be on an even smaller dog.

I am a terrible person to ask on the eggplant bc I hate it. It’s a texture thing. I’ll onky eat it if it’s baked or fried reallllly crispy. That being said though I once had it oven baked with garlic and olive oil til crispy with cheese broiled on top and it was the shit.

Um. That is fucking amazing and I want one.

Oh I really love that last one especially!

I do not know what that is but it sounds adorable.

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I think asking is really sweet/sexy, plus makes sure everyone’s on the same page. But I’m old (34), and have been in a relationship for over a decade and no one asked back when we got together so I dunno. 

If Netflix isn’t working on some 13 going on 30/17 again shit with Noah and Mark Ruffalo playing versions of the same character right now then they are GODDAMN MORONS.

I think you’re safe now since SO MUCH has been written about him. The dude who played Josh is problematic with old terrible tweets and a possible MAGA situation...if that came out I’d think we would definitely had seen something on Noah by now. Fingers fucking crossed. 

I have 7 small tattoos but only regret one of them. My first. And it’s a doozy. A culturally-appropriating, probably mis-translated, Chinese character of the word “Dream”. Luckily it’s in a place where the only person who ever sees it is my husband. I’d still get it removed though if I had the money. But I don’t.

My dad made my daughter one of these. She loved it but it is HUGE and HEAVY. It also did not fold up so now it’s just huge and heavy and in my basement. 

Your first sentence is why your second sentence does not make sense. All women are shaped differently, regardless of size. This is why we have clothing that flatters different shapes as well as different sizes. If everything goes to plus size, there will be still be some things that don’t fit. But it is no more…

Um, did you see the preview of their plus size capsule collection with Universal Standard? It is the most ugly ill-fitting cheap looking mess. Pass.

I do not know who that is but that looks nice!

I completely understand. Baby #2 is 4 months old now. And while a lot of things were easier this time around because we knew what to expect, the breastfeeding thing is just an all-encompassing thing. When you’re the only one who can feed the kid, at least in the first couple of months, they really don’t understand…

Say yes to everything in the beginning! By that I mean school activities, clubs, floor mates asking if you want to hang out and watch a movie, etc. Just open yourself to the possibilities and try everything once. And have FUN. You’ll have plenty of time to figure out adulthood. Enjoy yourself.

Ohhh damn. You win, that’s terrible. Hopefully you’ll get to treat yo’ self to something you really want/want to do when you feel better to make for it.

That’s fantastic!! I’m so happy to hear that.