WOOOOOOF I do not blame you one bit at all on that. That is horrific.

Yeah I’ve been hella nervous going back into the office full time but so far (fingers fucking CROSSED) I haven’t seen a major drop in supply on week 2. But that adds to me having to be so fucking crazy about it.

That is an awesome trade off.

Ohhhh I am envious of the sleep thing. But I EBF so there’s no hope of that. I pump and use bottles when I’m away and for daycare but there’s no way in hell I could convince him to go downstairs and heat one up in the middle of the night if my tits were right there LOL.

Ok, I understand no one in the store confronting them. Besides the sheer shock at the audacity, a lot of places tell employees not to confront thieves themselves so no one gets hurt.

SAME. Accurate gif is accurate.

Yeah I was super impressed with him. I didn’t tell him how impressed though because I both didn’t want him to think he couldn’t do it AND don’t want him getting a swelled head now LOL.

AWWWWWW!

I think you need to recognize your eyelash privilege. Not everyone is so blessed, lol. 

HARD PASS to all of that. I bet they looked fabulous while they lasted though. 

Hiiiiiiii! She’s doing well. She started daycare last week after being able to be watched by family for my occasional in-office days before. *SOBS* She’s doing great at it though and daycare has been super nice and understanding. (i.e. tolerating me texting and messaging them all day begging for updates and pics,…

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

Elsie: People complain about it, like, “Why don’t you make a PG-13 cut?” Well, that would just not be honest. Real-life eighth grade is rated R. So how about you actually fix the rating system? Or go next door and watch people get shot.

They’re actually articles and they’re not usually written by her but by other writers/journalists who write for her show. 

That TV banner tho.

She’s just three months, yesterday actually. And she does sleep pretty good overnight. Last night she snoozed from 9:30 to just before 5 which is when I have to get up for work anyways (sob). It’s the evening hours before Mr. Pie and I want to go to bed where she doesn’t always go to sleep for us, haha. 

Yep, you nailed it. Well actually my issue has been that she’s either eating or asleep on me in the evenings and I can only cross stitch over her if she’s in a certain position. But then the few times I’ve gotten her to sleep in her swing for any part of the precious 2-3 evening hours my other one is asleep I have…

Hahaha all this is very accurate and good advice. Except maybe #3 but that’s more because I have never had the type of balance you’d need to pull that off.

I’m...not sure how to answer that. Oh! Unless you mean because it’s my left hand but right foot...my left foot is tucked in. I sit like a weirdo, usually half criss cross.

Hey there! I took a pic of my beverage activities last night just to show you but then fell asleep before you showed up, lol.