But, will they also have pockets?

Yes this is legitimate. I live in Maine so am close enough to the flagship store and I have returned/exchanged suitcases twice over the past 8 or so years. Yeah, I had them longer than 12 months when I brought them in but when you only travel once or twice a year that’s a suitcase that has actually only been used like…

Oh fuck her. Wasn’t she the one who said we would all be “bowing down to President Trump”? She doesn’t believe any of this. She is just trying to spin her ass being booted.

See, with the two salons I use (one for hair, one for nails) I have the best of both worlds. The same stylists every time I know and love BUT both of their salons have online booking that lets me see their entire schedules to pick my appointment time. All booked and confirmed without having to speak with a human. The…

I’m fact, the shame about drinking while pregnant was so strong that my own booking appointment with the midwife, in a pregnancy that I hadn’t known about for months, involved me being in floods of tears convinced I had done permanent damage to her.

Ooo I will second this. I’m not a fan of the NA stuff while pregnant. Most of it tasted hideous (looking especially at you, FRE wines) and wasn’t worth it. But I had the Guinness NA beer with my first pregnancy and I remember if being quite good. I’m pregnant again and had forgotten about it so thank you for reminding…

Seriously though- the money wasted on this could be used in other ways to “honor” the troops if he is so hot to do so (he is not). For instance, the lower level recruits could actually make enough that they don’t need food stamps and/or part time pizza delivery jobs.

Oo that does add another layer. I like it.

For a “five-deferment draft dodger,” as Sen. Tammy Baldwin so eloquently put it

Thanks for the recipe and the hints! Definitely not a vegan though so I’ll be using real cheese, haha. A good friend of mine is a mushroom farmer (the legit kind, for restaurants, not the drug kind) and owes me a bag. This would be perfect!

OOoo I hadn’t thought about doing risotto in it yet. Was there a specific recipe you tried?

I agree! They are never even the slightest bit off which is extremely important when you’re feeding them to a four year old. She can pick out the slightest tint of green from overcooked yolks from like 50 yards away.

Thank you! The instant pot is NOT a slow cooker. I have a crock pot which I love but that is a weekend chili/keep it warm for party type tool as I am way too paranoid to leave it on all day while at work. (And this is pre-This is Us. I don’t watch that stupid show, I just don’t trust anything to be cooking while I’m…

Also incredibly amusing was Lucifer’s reaction to Chloe pretending they were a couple in the diamond store. You would have thought he’d lean right into it, especially considering how he feels about Chloe AND how well he did it with Pierce in the suburbs, but instead he could barely keep up because he was so affronted…

Yeah I definitely won’t seek them out for that reason. They can remain special and delicious in my memories.

Yeah after I hit “Publish” I realized I may be just a liiiiiiiiittttle cranky today. But still.

The first option. Because Doritos are delicious. Are you a lady? Get a twofer out of it and tweet your chip domination at them in all its crunchy crushing glory!

Education for women?!?!

Awwww SnackWells. When I was a kid my mom definitely fell for those for a time. I have a soft spot in my heart for these ones:

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.