I'm not. But I have far too many console games. I still need to finish Metro: Last Light, Tearaway, Lego Marvel, Need For Speed Rivals, Battlefield 4, Puppeteer, Silent Hill 2, Silent Hill 3, Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Rayman Origins, Contrast, Outlast, and probably more I've forgotten about. And I've got inFamous,…

Urgh. Skrillex is horrendous. His music sounds like a computer trying to digitally reproduce the sound of people moving furniture about.

Oh Microsoft.

Sexist.

Great news. Hopefully I can now look at the site on my lunch break at work without fear that somebody will see loads of girls dressed up like rabbits or whatever with their tits hanging out (naturally) and think I'm some sort of weirdo.

Honestly, I don't care. It still looks good. And it's not like I'd be running it on a PC right next to my TV, so I'll probably never notice.

It's not foolish. I don't want one. I don't need one. I wouldn't know who to sell one to even if I had one. I can't be bothered to put it on eBay for, what, $40 or whatever? I'd rather just let them give it to someone else.

How is it a matter of intelligence?

I'm not rich. I'd just let them give it to someone else so I didn't have to.

Who to? Nobody wants one. I'd rather just say no and let them give it to somebody else.

I wouldn't. There's lots of things I wouldn't have even if they were free.

Beat me to it. I wouldn't even have one if it was free.

Comments on the Internet about how Titanfall will sell consoles and then gets annoyed about how everyone on the Internet is a sales expert.

I'd bet my shoes on them releasing an Xbox One without Kinect at some point.

The Xbox One's controller has increased sensitivity. It now cries when you bad mouth Kinect.

OH NO, I THINK I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE

I'm happy about there being no multiplayer. I'm not sure why, since I never played the multiplayer on the last one, and it didn't effect me in any way, but still. Yey. No multiplayer.

One of South Park: The Stick of Truth's Greatest Surprises (unless you read the rest of this headline and find out before you play it).

Not sure what the point of that post was, but yes, I did.

Oh sweet, more Scarecrow. Let's have a sweepstakes over how long into the game it will be before The Joker is revealed as the real main villain.