Hmmmm. Sounds a bit sketchy to me.

Some of my friends watch it, actually. We don't really get it over here though.

Huh. What a strange sport.

Why weren't the referees stopping those two beat the shit out of each other? It went on for ages. I've seen refs stop fights in WWF quicker than that.

Yeah except this is nothing to do with children as pets/toys, and this doesn't expose them as idiots at all. They're naming their kid, and they wanted a name they liked. They like this. They're doing it.

Well, I think it's a lovely name.

My favourite button is the power button on the original PS3. You just run your finger along it and BAM console turns on. What a button.

I for one welcome our new AI overlords etc etc.

To be honest, this sounds like something that would annoy me. I'd rather just play the game.

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than what they announced.

Yeah but what's the point in taking Battlefield 4 down? Would anyone notice?

This is seriously the first time I've ever heard of Lemonparty. No idea how. I know all the rest of these things. This one has somehow escaped me.

I really like the party bit of Citadel for ME3, but the rest of it is terrible. I would have paid just for the party, and a chance to spend some time with the characters, and like, hang out and stuff. All that stuff that should have been in the game anyway, on the disc. The actual mission part of Citadel was arse…

I think you're confusing what people want with what you want. Having some good games in the future isn't going to save the Wii U. Nobody cares. That's the sort of bad rep a couple of Mario games can't fix.

I love a good cheesy action movie one liner, but I was a bit disappointed by that. Not as glorious as I was expecting. Still, they remembered "I ain't got time to bleed" and "Here's a couple of acres" so it's not all bad.

The new Walking Dead game sucked.

Totally down with Kinect being on the list.

I enjoyed the game, and I enjoyed online too. I did most of what there was to do and levelled my character up to herculean standards, but by the time I'd hit level 100 and I was just doing the same races and deathmatches over and over it was boring. All my friends were dropping off so I went from a crew of ten people…

Oh dear. Back to your cage with you.

Let's just sit quietly for a minute and think about what a stupid post that was.