Well, last I saw, it doesn't work with DVR, it doesn't work for anything other than live TV (if you have a provider that offers an any time service like Sky in the UK), it doesn't work with some set ups (like surround), the picture is juddery (in the UK)... basically just a catalogue of issues, that, depending on what…

Seriously? Well I never. I shall try it when I get home.

Why doesn't the Xbox One do this? I've literally never used voice commands on my PS4 and I probably never will since I have no inclination to buy the camera whatsoever, but since the Xbox is hyping this sort of thing, you'd think it would do it better.

Don't cry for me, Argentina. So you like Xbox... that doesn't mean that from now on every bit of news you hear about the thing is going to be positive. It's not bias. Bias would be not reporting about this stuff.

Yeah, but the TV stuff is mostly broken to the point that you're better off not using it (unless all you ever want to do is watch live TV).

This is one of those things that should never have made it past the 2am, drunken "Hey... wouldn't it be funny if" stage.

Oh okay, double whammy.

I ordered my PS4 after it was out of stock till February and I got it today. It's still possible to get hold of them if you keep your ear to the ground. I don't know about Xbox. I didn't try to get one.

Yeah I think I covered it meaning nothing.

I'm in the UK and they're doing crazy numbers. As a piece of anecdotal, and almost entirely worthless information, I know four people with PS4s and one with an Xbox One.

Christ, I hate awful tit-physics.

I think I like the PS3 one best. I've only heard the PS4 one that one time so maybe it'll grow on me, but at the minute, it's not blowing my skirt up.

Awesome. But I'm kinda looking forward to the next episode of The Wolf Among Us more. I'm also not sold on playing as Clementine yet. At the minute I don't see how that can be a good idea, but I'll be thrilled to be wrong.

This is the most badass thing I've seen in a long time. I wonder how much the service will cost though? However much, it's totally worth it to see that sweet little helicopter dropping things off.

Oh you kids and your guns.

If Microsoft had done this we'd be calling them sexist for holding poor Rosie back.

Yes, that was a massive issue. Mass Effect 2 certainly made your choices feel more "life and death", and that's tragic considering how the third game takes place during the biggest war the galaxy has ever known.

Mass Effect 3: Improves on Mass Effect 2 in basically every way mechanically, but the story is so ill-conceived that you could argue that it retroactively ruins the other two games. For every moment of giddy bombast or action movie heroics there's an equal and opposite moment of sheer space fantasy or nonsensical…

I know Charlie Brooker is an internet darling and so disagreeing with him is tantamount to sacrilege, but he's way off on this one (and many other things, as it happens).

That's not how it first appeared. Where it says the thing about doing tax returns, it originally said something to do with knitting. Yes, really.