Ah yes, that problem with the Xbox One being your all in one box; it isn't an all in one box. Kinda dumb strategy. HOWEVER! Since I don't want an all in one box, it matters not one jot to me. One thing that does matter, being a resident of the UK, is whether the rumour I hear about the TV being barely watchable…

I only have an 8GB card that came with the system. I occasionally play PSone games on my PS3, but now I'm thinking I should be asking for a memory card for Christmas and I should be filling that bad boy up with sweet PSone games.

I have never played a PSone game on my Vita and now I feel like I'm doing it wrong.

If you'd told me that the Xbox One took ten minutes to download an update and install a game I'd think it was a tad disappointing, but still better than what we have now. It's certainly not a disaster.

Holy shit. How have I missed this until now? Microsoft PR does it again.

I'm with that. One of my favourite games for the PS3, and probably my favourite Japanese RPG (although not such a grand statement considering the lacklustre selection this generation).

Surprised at some of the omissions here, particularly price, which I would have thought would be pretty high on the list for a lot of people.

You think everyone that buys a next-gen console is just going to throw their old consoles away?

You could just as easily argue that apples to apples would be comparing basic bundles, which with the Xbox One includes a camera, and with the PS4 it doesn't.

Europe makes up a bigger market than US.

Well, you do gotta be pretty ripped to lift the thing.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

While I do like Disney Infinity, and I like these little figures, I'm finding it hard to justify buying any that don't come with a playset. There's nothing to do with the others.

I didn't say he did use Kinect. So put your toys back in the pram and try to remember that the anonymity of the Internet isn't a "be a fucking dick to people" license.

If there's one thing that will never get old for me, it's watching much-ballyhooed new technology fail, embarrassingly (and tellingly) in a public setting.

It's really quite amazing how every time Kotaku post something negative about the Xbox, cretins come out of the woodwork to imply that they're biased against Microsoft, and every time they say something negative about the PS4, cretins come out of the woodwork to imply they're biased against Sony. Give your head a…

I finished it. I'm pretty sure I wasn't playing it wrong. It was okay gameplay-wise, if very samey. Story-wise, trainwreck. Last boss, literally incredible.

I've started drinking a glass of water every couple of drinks recently and it actually does work a treat.

As much as I'd like to, I can't believe these snacks have such magical powers. I'm thirty years old. I got a hangover reading this article.

What if all the reviews are typos?