I wasn't trolling, but I also wasn't asking who Fei Long was (although I can see why you thought that).

You're not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen.

I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck off PETA. Just fuck off.

It looks absolutely horrendous, but yet I still kinda want to take a bite.

I hope this sort of thing continues. This article, along with the Disgea one the other day (which was the same author, was it not?) are a great idea.

Oh Saints Row. He so wacky. You gonna love this guy. He kerrraaaaaazzzzeeee.

Can't believe you didn't use "spooning".

It's pretty clear that they're both renders (although the title did fool me - I spent a minute trying to work out which one looked more like a render before I read they both were) but that's not to say they're not great work. They're exceptional work. Very cool stuff.

Surely most people are just going to have their Kinect turned off or in a wardrobe or something though.

I was actually just commenting on how ridiculous it is that any news regarding either the Xbox One or the PS4 will result in commenters on here leaping to the defence of their chosen company and pointing out something negative about the competition.

Well, that bacon looks pretty spectacular.

It depends how good you are with seafood and how strong it is. I quite like it, but my partner, who is far more into seafood than I am, she balked at it big style.

Well, that's only half as cruel as getting them to play Kinect.

I can't wait to see how people somehow blame Microsoft for this.

I would be excited about this and maybe actually download a game for my phone for once, but then I remembered this is Square Enix, and it will probably cost about $40 and I'll need to pay microtransactions to hear the music or something.

No surprises here.

It's nothing to do with Sony.

Even though I saw this done before ages ago, it wasn't in such detail, or as good. Loved the PS4/Vita link.

Christ, that gets worse every time I look at it.

at one point, a character punches his commanding officer and says, "Consider that my resignation!"