... Guybrush Threepwood?

So... the crocodiles are both "critically endangered" and being raised on a farm "to be slaughtered for meat products"?

This cynical, old MMORPGer just had her jaw hit the floor.

Pointless... Those girls aren't on the internet.

The cows reminded me of this

" listen to its customers was a strength"

Nope. Just you.

Shittier quests and world. Designed with having to replay the game several times at higher difficulties from the get go. Shitty loot. Shitty, annoying A.I. Lackluster bosses. You know, the usual modern Blizzard stuff.

Unless it magically makes the game play like Diablo II...

People still play this game?

The D actually stands for deadly neurotoxin, it is silent, Like you, you horrible, dangerous, mute. - Glados.

PENIS!!!!

Maybe they couldn't see their PCs over the stacks of cash they've been piling up from console versions.

Well that was out of no where, you get bad touched by anime or something? go take a walk or calm down from internet for a while.

Could this be contender for the best video game ever created? I'm not a huge GTA fan, I've never finished any of them but there is no denying how amazing this game looks.

Wooo Content creator!

Holy shit. You're really getting alot of bang for your buck!

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