Could have been worse.

You do know Black Mesa has been out for almost a year right?

I mean you don't need steam that bad do you?

Did I say that it was small because he was Japanese? Assume much? Hurt much? or just Troll much?

You are the kind of person this video is making fun of.

Offer a ten year warranty, and fine you've won me back.

"Titan With Friends"

And now let's kick back and see how quickly it gets shut down.

Wait, Whose Line is still on the air?

I remember this song quite vividly from about 5 years ago or so. Was a funny vid, and I can't believe you don't remember something from Oxhorn

My 7 year old is playing this right now. He loves it. His most favoritist video game ever created. He can make all kinds of creative stuff with it that even I can't/won't bother to do. He really enjoys it. I think it's a great tool to foster creativity and imagination much like Legos did and still do.

i believe that's chess 5

Yeah but no one is looking forward to Chess 2 because it's not the same developer.

Is it supposed to be "weight" and not "wait?"

I would hardly call it worthless. It's not ideal by any means, but it's enough to show what they were trying to show. Which is that Jason is terrible at shooters when on camera. :P

Except it was broke... so I'm really hoping they did fix it. It wasn't ergonomic, sticks were convex, triggers were so bad it defaulted to bumpers for shooting, and it was way too small. This seems to fix all these problems, and yes, they were problems or they wouldn't have changed it.

You can play with a controller, on your couch, upgrading as often as you would buy a new console, and mod as easily as clicking a button. Upgrades aren't a yearly requirement like some exaggerate and steam big picture is a couch focused interface for steam.

Hahaha that's a cheating trick at exams:

I suppose that some abductees do, only to be beaten up by the 7-8 men keeping them prisoner.

There's a FALL section? Jesus tap dancing Christ, man. Can you toss out a spoiler alert or something? I was gonna buy the game today but now that I know about the FALL, I don't even want to play it anymore. Un-fucking-believable. I hope you can sleep at night.