PiXiL
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PiXiL

So because of some occasionally bad updates you are going to completely dismiss the PS3? You know the PS3 has had a few issues over the years, but it never had a 54.2% hardware failure rate. Everybody who owns an xbox 360, like myself, has had it red ring at least once. So sure, a firmware update that bricks consoles

You naughty dog you >_<

Unfortunately I think you might have to get used to art being a thing. Potentially for, like, forever.

What about gremlins?

Congrats guys, Witches are now invincible.

That chair looks painfully uncomfortable. I'd much rather lay on breasts while I game.

Ellie is 14 you perverts.

There's a thing on clothing called a "seam", maybe you've heard of it?

...to write patch notes that sound like they were written by a human being, not the PatchNotes3000 Automated Delivery System that every other developer on Earth uses.

What's the difference between a 12=years-old's cell phone and a 20-years-old's cell phone?

Oh man...

URGENT: PSN+ subscribers, turn off your auto-update ASAP or you could run into more than your fair share of headaches the next time you turn on your PS3!

If anyone coming to my house thinks I should be embarrassed when they look at my PC, PSX, PS2 and/or PS3... then they are 3 sec away from being asked to leave the premises.

The Xbox One needs no one to watch it, for it is always watching you.

Declaring the king has been born/returned. It is a Lion King reference.

"$100 cheaper: doesnt come with the $100 (less superior) camera."

No, they're just applauding a console that doesn't strip rights away from consumers.

As interesting as this game looks, this whole article was ruined for me when you spoke of Andrew Ryan's death in Bioshock. Being one of those gamers with a massive backlog, I haven't had the chance to play much of the Bioshock series yet. Now what I assume is a pretty important part of the first game is ruined for me.