Is AIDS worse than cancer?

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

When I was a kid living in the Middle East in the late 70's/early 80's you used to see this exact same thing all the time, but the motivation was slightly different. During the Summer travel season you would see seasonal workers traveling between countries and they would be returning home with whatever money and stuff…

Did anyone else pull up his team history because they weren’t 100% sure if he had been on their team at some point? (Yep, traded to the White Sox a month after his mess of a no-hitter for the Diamondbacks.)

One of the greatest sportsmen America has ever produced, up there with Ruth, Jordan, Aaron, Gretzky. And to Deadspin he’s a fart cos his goopy stretching program is heavy on hydration.

2017 was the year I looked back at a lifetime of being defined as an “Oreo” by people and finally realized a lot of the white people who I used to hang out with and even be best friends with were kind of trash.

I suppose language belongs to the people, not the dictionary writers, so usage that becomes common wins out over time.

As a renowned scientist, I believe I can actually explain this one pretty easily.

How has there not been a documentary or a Hollywood biopic about her yet???

He is set to be replaced by Steve Qwerty.

Me: “I’ll take Cultural Appropriation for $400, Alex.”

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.

All this folderol aside, that game was won by a great catch by Ricky Proehl.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

The Riverfront Times story is chock-full of interesting tidbits.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…