He looks like a piece of Swiss cheese that decided to join the KKK.

He looks like a roll of paper towel that’s taking an online correspondence course on how to smile.

Yesterday’s game was one Houstonians will remember, no matter where the rest of the postseason takes their team.

Hey, shut up for a minute, speaking of Geostorm does anyone remember a disaster movie that was good/made money at the box office???

Hell yeah buddy. That was great because both dudes were eminently hate-able at the time. It was a beef between two red-assed dickheads.

It’s not that hard to explain. He was an overhyped Yankees prospect who never had the durability to be a starting pitcher, and like 100% of non-Mariano Rivera RPs, had an up-and-down career. Sort of like he was perpetually bouncing on a trampoline, but occasionally crashed off the edge. (Too soon?)

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Tl;DR

Doug Jones, y’all. If you need a ride to your polling location in December, hit me up. If you need a ride to a DMV to get a voter ID because you live in a primarily black county and Bentley shut down your DMV so you wouldn’t be able to get one, hit me up. If you need help registering, hit. me. up.

If this is the chicken tax of the sea, would that make it the tuna tax?

The asteroid.

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

I did the whole JFK “back and to the left” rewind-play thing so much I had to make it permanent. This is tremendous!

Anybody who says “Blue Lives Matter” is literally a violent-loving racist piece of shit who supports police brutalizing and killing black people, period. Unfortunately I have seen quite a few “Blue Lives Matter” signs here in Shit Louis, Misery. Guaranteed that plenty of (racist) people will come out and loudly…

To throw bricks so the police could claim the ‘mob’ got violent.

probably to incite a riot

The question I keep failing to hear asked is “Why was that undercover cop there at all”?