C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

It’s a real kick in the nuts.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

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“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

He should have known better than to try to sing an ABBA song.

I’m gonna say John Hinckley Jr.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Then explain the extra “t,” pal.

A++ tag.

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

If you really carefully read this entire post, and read all 19 and 27 pages of the documents on Scribd, and digest all the details and the narrative completely, I find it impossible for any reasonable adult to come to any conclusion other than that that Les Miles knew...HAD TO KNOW...that his defensive coordinator was…

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I had to change my Forge LaForge on my Ferrari LaFerrari before I could go get the papers get the papers.

A clutch pedal? Sounds like the butler’s job

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I’ll take a 2015 Taft Patrician Royal Bourgeois Brougham, please.