See that locker, there?

lol owned

#rekt

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

A very serious oversight.

"Players fuck over the pizza guy when he asks for a tip."

And yet when Michael Sam acknowledges as much publicly, there's a whole national debate about it.

Now before you guys go calling Mike Ditka a racist, remember he MARRIED a black guy:

And that's the genius of the joke, it plays both ways equally well. Like a picture of a vase that turns into two heads who are actually rapists.

Must be a lot of cases to clear on the....calendar.

MY POOP STORY!

Comically enough, despite your anger directed at this article, it seems like most of your questions would be answered if the police had done their jobs and filed a more thorough report.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

There's a problem with that. The more skill that a job requires, the fewer job openings there are. Society doesn't NEED coders, or artists, or engineers, as badly as it needs people to put things together, to answer phones, to flip the burgers. The number one thing that people forget is that everything they enjoy was…

Can't wait till they give that cord an extension.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent…

Some ref you were, Samer. There were like, 22 flags on that play.

I often remind people that Hemlock tea is all natural and completely organic, yet it is not that great for your health.