Both are known for having given head.

At least a couple million for a one bedroom. Want plumbing? Add a zero.

I use the pattern lock feature on my Android device. I've never lost one of my phones before, nor have I ever let anyone rummage through it. I just prefer at least SOME level of privacy when it comes to a device that contains so much personal information as my smartphone. As for the annoyance of having to unlock every…

This helps explain why all of my dogs are scared of my cat, who has multiple hummingbirds under her belt.

Here's another, in case you still "don't get it."

I'll just leave this here.

No video for me either on Chrome. Just a white space where the video should be. Had to watch on Vimeo. The video and music are alright. Not great, but alright.

Tell that to its face.

When I first saw I had another reply to this, I thought, "Two people have already answered already. I get it now. Move along." Naturally, I went ahead and read it anyway, and lucky me. Kudos to you for best answer and having the source material in front of you.

Gotcha. Thanks for that.

Ahhh. Thanks for clearing that up.

"But I am so confused — is Thor my son or not? People have been telling me recently, 'No, you're not his mother.' It's all so confusing!"

Maybe Haver is marketing his product poorly. Those who could afford to buy a $1M vacuum cleaner aren't the ones who do the vacuuming.

That's the way I feel. Sure, in the past there have been Facebook updates that were worthy of pitchfork-wielding dissent. Timeline isn't one of them. It's a major step forward in both the aesthetics and the efficiency in which data can be browsed and pruned.

Aversion to efficiency?

It IS in a gd line. A gd TIMEline.

At first, I read the title as "How I Lost 1000 Pounds", and I was like, "Woahhh, dude. How'd you do that?"

or...

Don't be an ass. It's called dialect.

I know, right? How dare they charge you a fee to use their services and resources.