Tell that to its face.

When I first saw I had another reply to this, I thought, "Two people have already answered already. I get it now. Move along." Naturally, I went ahead and read it anyway, and lucky me. Kudos to you for best answer and having the source material in front of you.

Gotcha. Thanks for that.

Ahhh. Thanks for clearing that up.

"But I am so confused — is Thor my son or not? People have been telling me recently, 'No, you're not his mother.' It's all so confusing!"

Maybe Haver is marketing his product poorly. Those who could afford to buy a $1M vacuum cleaner aren't the ones who do the vacuuming.

That's the way I feel. Sure, in the past there have been Facebook updates that were worthy of pitchfork-wielding dissent. Timeline isn't one of them. It's a major step forward in both the aesthetics and the efficiency in which data can be browsed and pruned.

Aversion to efficiency?

It IS in a gd line. A gd TIMEline.

At first, I read the title as "How I Lost 1000 Pounds", and I was like, "Woahhh, dude. How'd you do that?"

or...

Don't be an ass. It's called dialect.

I know, right? How dare they charge you a fee to use their services and resources.

Melting Point: 86C

I can't tell if you're joking, or serious.

See what I mean?

It just typed the first thing that popped into its head. It has no argument or reasoning. It's just talking out of its ass.

"Also from my research on latex beds, the real latex beds are actually hypoallergenic and are great for people who are prone to allergies and they last a very long time!"

Good article, and just in time too, as I'm on the hunt now for a new mattress. I found it amusing though how the article claims chiropractors are experts.

I wanted to like this, but I just couldn't get behind it. From the first line of dialogue to the last, it was pretty bad. The acting, the writing, the editing, the sound. Visual effects on a shoe string budget I can forgive, as long as the director has the ingenuity and creativity to reign it. Unfortunately, that's…