"Choosing the right pair?" In no way a hack. What's wrong with you? "Keeping them clean?" Again, not a hack. It's called proper maintenance. Do you claim to hack your car every time you wash it?

I've literally been chased around my garage by massive hissing spiders. Then there is the abundance of Brown Recluses and Black Widows in my area. So, I'll stick to "do unto others before they do unto you," thank you very much.

I, for one, liked it . . . but it may have had everything to do with Alessandra Torresani, because it sure as hell wasn't the song.

I'm from Louisiana, and this is true. I've even been told by a passenger or two that I should turn off my music when the funeral procession drives by. Naturally, I refuse.

Haaaa. MALformed hands.

I just right click and open in a new tab.

I pirate just about everything, because I'm cheap.

I miss Dollhouse. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I couldn't watch the whole video. Oh, Warner Brothers: what were you thinking?

I'm sure he figured out how to construct a DS Fleshlight attachment.

Artificial intelligence, or artificial sentience? I mean, we already have artificial intelligence. Maybe we should discuss semantics first. Then again, that Japanese fellow who married a character from a Nintendo DS game didn't seem too bothered by his life partner's lack of sentience.

Restaurant websites are pretty consistent for being incredibly aggravating. I concur.

Soooo... what was the point of this article?

ZOMG she's talking at me.

Step one should probably be finding a fine-point marker so you can at least write legibly while planning the reboot.

Meh. I've never had much respect for sports photographers anyway. It's a vapid, uninteresting art, if it can be considered an art (which technically, I think it is).

Is there a reason the entire article is in italics?

@BlueBeard:

Since it's season one premier, Community has been one of my favorite shows on television.