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$47 for the type of horribly crappy headphones that use to come included with the purchase of any portable tape player? I'm not sure hipsters really understand the concepts of irony and vintage.
I don't... what? No. No.
My interest has been piqued.
Does it come with a plywood outhouse?
Sounds like the type of film Stephen Baldwin would star in.
@Mali Burek: True, but then again, the Bible's contents aren't exactly any better.
This is why I always keep Post-It notes and a pen in my car at all times. I like to customize my insults.
@jaxun: Agreed.
@gerrrg: I guess some people prefer to drive heavy duty pickup trucks because they like to pretend they work construction or on a ranch. "This baby's got 4x4, even though her tires won't touch grass let alone dirt."
"...most recipes require a lot of potatoes, specific equipment, and a big mess."
"Tom Cruise was the Tallest Man in the World Tonight"
I love these types of articles. Good read. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go do something low-brow to balance this out.
@Kinowolf: I thought the same thing. Does this mean I contributed to a stereotype? Surely a name doesn't dictate what religion someone is. I'm fairly positive that there are atheists with the surname Goldstein out there.
I'm guessing the Bible verses thrown around are the "feel good" ones, and not the ones about murder and misogyny.
@kalaeth: While that's touching, and I respect her reason for getting the tattoo, it sounds like she's just grasping for an excuse to cover up the fact that she messed up the quote.
If I were to get a tattoo of a film quote - a permanent nod to one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history - I would at least make sure I knew what the line was.
@cletar: They should have consulted the British on how an invasion through New Orleans turned out in the past.
Plan Three: hit the Galapagos Islands? Really? Dicks.
@Arcane: Incidentally, excessive texting IS known to play a heavy hand in developing arthritis.