This is why I always keep Post-It notes and a pen in my car at all times. I like to customize my insults.

@jaxun: Agreed.

@gerrrg: I guess some people prefer to drive heavy duty pickup trucks because they like to pretend they work construction or on a ranch. "This baby's got 4x4, even though her tires won't touch grass let alone dirt."

"...most recipes require a lot of potatoes, specific equipment, and a big mess."

"Tom Cruise was the Tallest Man in the World Tonight"

I love these types of articles. Good read. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go do something low-brow to balance this out.

@Kinowolf: I thought the same thing. Does this mean I contributed to a stereotype? Surely a name doesn't dictate what religion someone is. I'm fairly positive that there are atheists with the surname Goldstein out there.

I'm guessing the Bible verses thrown around are the "feel good" ones, and not the ones about murder and misogyny.

@kalaeth: While that's touching, and I respect her reason for getting the tattoo, it sounds like she's just grasping for an excuse to cover up the fact that she messed up the quote.

If I were to get a tattoo of a film quote - a permanent nod to one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history - I would at least make sure I knew what the line was.

@cletar: They should have consulted the British on how an invasion through New Orleans turned out in the past.

Plan Three: hit the Galapagos Islands? Really? Dicks.

@Arcane: Incidentally, excessive texting IS known to play a heavy hand in developing arthritis.

@howdini: That's why I only drink rainwater.

@bookmark: That Swedish fellow who lives in a cabin in the woods and claims to be allergic to electromagnetic frequencies (electrohypersensitivity)?

@bmoctta: The article says "loan dispute."

@Lauren713: +1

Cuba seems to be forgetting it's about 30 years behind the developed nations, and knows next to nothing about psychology with respect to video games (or psychology for that matter... or video games).

I was really looking forward to this movie... until I saw this clip. It looks like yet another low-brow superhero cookie-cutter plop. Of course, I'm still going to see it anyway.