Somehow, Steve Jobs looks LESS like a dick when wearing a suit and tie. Go figure.

Yahoo! wasn't down for long. It's back up now. It was maybe down for maybe 15-20 minutes for me.

@icelight: This just in: Scientists drowned kittens via lasers and diamonds.

By the power of Grayskull! This is relevant to my interests.

@MrCheatachu: Yeah, I think that's the one. Thanks. Totally disgusting. Now I'm off for breakfast. McDonald's?

@w00zzy: Your opinion is appreciated, but this is not a political forum. Take your rhetoric elsewhere.

@SewerShark: Alec Baldwin and approximately four million others still use AOL.

"To be fair, the correct scientific test would have been to place a fried steak on a plate next to the burger."

@SKiTz: Some of them are undoubtedly overreacting, but many are correct in implying that the Pope is unqualified and hypocritical for lecturing people about the dangers of confusing reality and fantasy.

@BloomerzUK: That would be where the scissors and cup come in handy. However, if someone didn't have a food processor, I'd strongly suggest they invest in one. They can be found on the cheap, and are incredibly handy.

@Jacobm001: I suppose it depends on your model. Mine cleans just as easy as a pair of scissors and a cup.

@SKiTz: Can you blame them?

Food processor.

@Derik: I use one too. Whenever it gets dirty, just toss it into the dishwasher.

@mikecoscia: I felt the same way when Jim Henson died.

@Ioncloud9: I hardly think that would be a rational reaction... however, I AM a sucker for irony. So, why not?

@jacobestes: I don't know. I'm imagining someone wearing them, and they look pretty badass. Also, somewhere in the mental image is a hand-rolled cigar, a glass of Cognac, and a bear in a cape riding a raptor.

@Norbs: I don't! Haaaa, I cancel you out! Now what? Ooooo yeah.

Judging by Oprah's fondness for pseudo-science, I'm not sure I can take this bit of advice from her publication seriously.

I've been following all of his stuff on DeviantArt for a good while now. Brilliant.