"To be fair, the correct scientific test would have been to place a fried steak on a plate next to the burger."

@SKiTz: Some of them are undoubtedly overreacting, but many are correct in implying that the Pope is unqualified and hypocritical for lecturing people about the dangers of confusing reality and fantasy.

@BloomerzUK: That would be where the scissors and cup come in handy. However, if someone didn't have a food processor, I'd strongly suggest they invest in one. They can be found on the cheap, and are incredibly handy.

@Jacobm001: I suppose it depends on your model. Mine cleans just as easy as a pair of scissors and a cup.

@SKiTz: Can you blame them?

Food processor.

@Derik: I use one too. Whenever it gets dirty, just toss it into the dishwasher.

@mikecoscia: I felt the same way when Jim Henson died.

@Ioncloud9: I hardly think that would be a rational reaction... however, I AM a sucker for irony. So, why not?

@jacobestes: I don't know. I'm imagining someone wearing them, and they look pretty badass. Also, somewhere in the mental image is a hand-rolled cigar, a glass of Cognac, and a bear in a cape riding a raptor.

@Norbs: I don't! Haaaa, I cancel you out! Now what? Ooooo yeah.

Judging by Oprah's fondness for pseudo-science, I'm not sure I can take this bit of advice from her publication seriously.

I've been following all of his stuff on DeviantArt for a good while now. Brilliant.

@ericesque: Too much salt can actually exacerbate the situation. Keep it at about 1-2 tablespoons of salt per cup of warm (not hot) water.

This would cause me to actually want to attend board meetings.

What might very well be my only problem is that if you're going to make a 3D film, shoot it in 3D. Don't just convert a shallow 2D film that was doomed to fail from the get-go like a lazy ass. You're not fooling anyone... OK. Maybe you ARE fooling some people, but not me! Hoooo no siree!

@Buzz Mega: "Look, Ma! I'm cybering!"

@Starwatcher: It's a shame a few religious organizations ruined any chance of film sequels being produced for the rest of us.

@beetlemier: Ditto.

@NotANumber: EXACTLY!