A wireless speaker.... that hangs on a wire.

@Dickeydoo: You have round ears?

Question: In all seriousness, what are the legitimate uses of a laser such as this?

@You're Banned: I'm looking at the fans, and I'm not so sure that they're as cheap as you think... although that TV is hilarious.

@38thsignal: I know, right? Why should I have to get all depressed from reading the thing? Quirk it up. Throw in some Wingdings or something. Maybe an emoticon.

Found this little gem:

@38thsignal: A suicide note.

@drwho88888: Obvious troll is obvious.

@WingedGenius: I still use my Minolta gear frequently, and it still churns out gorgeous images.

@racingmaniac: I still use my old Minolta and Rokkor (Minolta) lenses frequently, and they still churn out gorgeous images.

@greg12: Likewise. I eliminated virtually all of my single-purpose tools and programs long ago. Engineers FTW!

@thaJack: I didn't get one either, from the two parties you mentioned, for not downloading a DVD of 'The Breakfast Club'.

@dosdelon: I wonder how a Heighliner from Dune would compare. I can only assume it would dwarf the Executor Class star ship from Star Wars.

@andrew11: That just so happens to be the attorney mentioned in the article.

@vlatro: I see your point, but that's still no excuse. The problem in your story wasn't the photos, not by a long shot, but the piss-poor judgement of the officer's peers.

I enjoy consoles just as much as the next guy (or girl), but PC gaming will always have my heart.

@axiomatic: I think the "no brainer" would be to play on a PC in the first place, rather than an XBox.

Nice, but the only thing that would have made this article relevant to my interests is if Lifehacker actually offered examples of where to get high-quality eye-wear for a reasonable price.

My first lens: a 58mm Rokkor f/1.4

@wjglenn: I see nothing wrong with that.